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2.16 MB
Extraction Summary
5
People
1
Organizations
1
Locations
2
Events
3
Relationships
4
Quotes
Document Information
Type:
Narrative/article excerpt (likely from a book or magazine article included in discovery)
File Size:
2.16 MB
Summary
This document appears to be a page from a humorous memoir or article (likely by A.J. Jacobs regarding his 'outsourced life' experiment) included in a House Oversight document production. It details the narrator's attempts to outsource personal interactions with his wife, Julie, and his internal anxieties to remote assistants named Asha and Honey. While the document bears a 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT' stamp, the content itself contains no references to Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, or related criminal activities; it is purely a narrative about personal outsourcing.
People (5)
| Name | Role | Context |
|---|---|---|
| AJ / Mr. Jacobs | Author/Narrator |
The person outsourcing his personal life tasks.
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| Julie | Wife |
Wife of AJ/Mr. Jacobs.
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| Asha | Assistant/Outsourcer |
Remote assistant handling personal emails and therapy research for AJ.
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| Jasper | Family member (likely son) |
Mentioned regarding nail clippers.
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| Honey | Assistant/Outsourcer |
Remote assistant tasked with 'worrying' on behalf of AJ.
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Organizations (1)
| Name | Type | Context |
|---|---|---|
| House Oversight Committee |
Indicated by the Bates stamp 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT' in the footer.
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Locations (1)
| Location | Context |
|---|---|
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Implies India, where the outsourcers are located.
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Key Quotes (4)
"Damn! My outsourcers are too friggin’ nice! They kept the apology part but took out my little jabs."Source
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Quote #1
"They are superegoing my id. I feel castrated."Source
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Quote #2
"I figure it’s time to conquer another frontier: outsourcing my inner life."Source
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Quote #3
"The outsourcing of my neuroses was one of the most successful experiments of the month."Source
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Quote #4
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