📧 Communication

This document appears to be a page from a manuscript, fictional work, or satire (possibly a novel featuring Richard Nixon as a narrator) included within a House Oversight document production (Bates stamped HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015119). The text features a surreal first-person narrative where the speaker (implied to be Nixon) discusses an evangelistic tour proposal from 'Billy' involving Colonel Sanders, and claims that during the infamous 18.5-minute Watergate tape gap, John Ehrlichman handed him a gram of cocaine and a surveillance report on Woodward and Bernstein. The content is highly sensational and likely fictional rather than a factual government record.