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Extraction Summary
6
People
2
Organizations
1
Locations
1
Events
3
Relationships
4
Quotes
Document Information
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Script / transcript (likely a spec script or draft found in digital evidence)
File Size:
1.16 MB
Summary
This document appears to be a page from a script or transcript featuring characters from the TV show 'Seinfeld' (Jerry, Kramer, Elaine, George). The dialogue concerns a scheme involving insurance coverage for Viagra and a plan to package it with RU486, as well as George admitting to stealing Viagra from his father. The page bears a 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015400' stamp, indicating it was included in a document production for a House Oversight Committee investigation, though the content is fictional entertainment material.
People (6)
| Name | Role | Context |
|---|---|---|
| Jerry | Speaker/Character |
Discussing a comedy award and listening to Kramer's scheme.
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| Kramer | Speaker/Character |
Discussing insurance schemes and a merchandising plan involving pharmaceuticals.
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| Elaine | Speaker/Character |
Discussing ethics and stealing with George at a restaurant.
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| George | Speaker/Character |
Admitting to stealing Viagra from his parents.
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| George's Father | Mentioned |
The victim of the theft (Viagra pills).
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| George's Mother | Mentioned |
Mentioned in the context of intimacy with the father.
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Organizations (2)
| Name | Type | Context |
|---|---|---|
| Blue Cross |
Insurance company mentioned by Kramer regarding Viagra coverage.
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| House Oversight Committee |
Implied by the footer stamp 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015400'.
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Locations (1)
| Location | Context |
|---|---|
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Scene setting for the dialogue between Elaine and George.
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Key Quotes (4)
"Blue Cross will pay for six Viagra pills a month."Source
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Quote #1
"It’s for one-night stands—a combination package of Viagra and RU486, the morning-after pill."Source
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Quote #2
"But, George, that’s stealing. ... And from my own parents."Source
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Quote #3
"How do you know your father isn’t counting the number of times he “makes whoopee” with your mother?"Source
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Quote #4
Full Extracted Text
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Jerry: Anyway, I might get this Stand-up Comedy Award tonight, and I’m trying to think of what to say that will sound completely spontaneous. So, Kramer, what’s your current scheme?
Kramer: Okay, I got this idea because of the insurance companies. Blue Cross will pay for six Viagra pills a month. Well, that’s very arbitrary, isn’t it? I mean I get six hard-ons in one day.
Jerry: That’s the national average, you know, six hard-ons a day.
Kramer: Jerry, believe me, Kramer don’t have “average” hard-ons. But here’s my merchandising plan. It’s for one-night stands—a combination package of Viagra and RU486, the morning-after pill. It’s a natural for the unisex market.
[Cut to the restaurant. Elaine and George are sitting at the table.]
Elaine: But, George, that’s stealing.
George: Yep. And from my own parents.
Elaine: You have no scruples. How do you know your father isn’t counting the number of times he “makes whoopee” with your mother? He’ll realize that you took some of his Viagra pills when he thinks he has nine more times to go but the bottle has only five pills left?
George: You think he keeps a tally sheet? He’ll never even suspect.
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