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People
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Organizations
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Locations
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Events
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Manuscript / essay / memoir draft
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Summary
This document appears to be a page from a draft manuscript, essay, or memoir titled 'Pope Endorses Condoms.' The text is a first-person narrative recounting the author's childhood and adolescent experiences with condoms, including discovering them in his father's sock drawer and the embarrassment of purchasing them later in life. The document bears a 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT' footer, indicating it was part of a document production for a congressional investigation.
Organizations (2)
| Name | Type | Context |
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| Batman |
Comic book brand mentioned as a purchase to hide embarrassment.
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| Snickers |
Candy bar brand mentioned as a purchase to hide embarrassment.
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Locations (3)
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Vacant lot
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Place where narrator found used items.
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Alley between buildings
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Place where narrator found used items.
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Location where unused prophylactics were found.
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Key Quotes (3)
"Sold in Drug Stores Only For the Prevention of Disease."Source
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Quote #1
"What hypocrisy! They were sold for the prevention of pregnancy, which is a condition, not a disease."Source
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Quote #2
""I' d like a Batman comic book, and this Snickers candy bar, and [whispering] a"Source
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Quote #3
Full Extracted Text
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Pope Endorses Condoms
When I was a kid, condoms were called prophylactics, prophylactics
were called rubbers, and rubbers were called scumbags. My friends and I
would find used scumbags in a vacant lot or in the alley between
buildings. Once, while snooping, I found a large package of unused
prophylactics in my father' s sock drawer. It must have held a dozen. Now
there were nine left. Each was tightly rolled, bound by a miniature cigar-
like band. I selected one, took the band off, and carefully unrolled it.
were called rubbers, and rubbers were called scumbags. My friends and I
would find used scumbags in a vacant lot or in the alley between
buildings. Once, while snooping, I found a large package of unused
prophylactics in my father' s sock drawer. It must have held a dozen. Now
there were nine left. Each was tightly rolled, bound by a miniature cigar-
like band. I selected one, took the band off, and carefully unrolled it.
There was a legend imprinted on the prophylactic: "Sold in Drug
Stores Only For the Prevention of Disease." What hypocrisy! They were
sold for the prevention of pregnancy, which is a condition, not a disease.
The irony is that now condoms don' t carry that message but they are
used for the prevention of disease. Anyway, I tried to re-roll my father' s
prophylactic and stuff it back into the band, but it was a losing battle, so I
decided not to put it back in the package, figuring that my dad wasn' t
counting his condoms and would never know.
Stores Only For the Prevention of Disease." What hypocrisy! They were
sold for the prevention of pregnancy, which is a condition, not a disease.
The irony is that now condoms don' t carry that message but they are
used for the prevention of disease. Anyway, I tried to re-roll my father' s
prophylactic and stuff it back into the band, but it was a losing battle, so I
decided not to put it back in the package, figuring that my dad wasn' t
counting his condoms and would never know.
As an adolescent, I found that purchasing condoms was a traumatic
experience. I would buy other stuff to avoid being embarrassed. "I' d like
a Batman comic book, and this Snickers candy bar, and [whispering] a
experience. I would buy other stuff to avoid being embarrassed. "I' d like
a Batman comic book, and this Snickers candy bar, and [whispering] a
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