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Satirical article / house oversight committee document
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1.06 MB
Summary
This document appears to be a satirical piece or parody titled 'The Autobiography of Monica Lewinsky,' purportedly leaked to a publication called 'The Realist.' The text mocks the White House scandal using double entendres (e.g., the book title 'Going Down in History') and references Lewinsky's legal expenses and public reputation. The document bears a 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT' Bates stamp, indicating it was included in a document production for a Congressional investigation.
People (1)
| Name | Role | Context |
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| Monica Lewinsky | Subject/Narrator (Satirical) |
The supposed author of the autobiography excerpt discussing the White House scandal.
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Organizations (2)
| Name | Type | Context |
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| The Realist |
Satirical publication that allegedly received the leaked manuscript.
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| White House |
Referenced as the location of the scandal.
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Relationships (1)
The manuscript was leaked to The Realist
Key Quotes (5)
"The following is an exclusive excerpt from an autobiography-in-progressy by Monica Lewinsky, titled Going Down in History."Source
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"I am not an airhead. I’ m a victim, partly of my own making."Source
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"mostly, I’ m a political pawn of the spin doctors."Source
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"I would write it even if I didn’ t need the money for legal expenses."Source
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Quote #4
"the psychiatrist would say “Monica Lewinsky” and the patient would immediately respond “Oral sex.”"Source
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Full Extracted Text
Complete text extracted from the document (1,066 characters)
The Autobiography of Monica Lewinsky
The following is an exclusive excerpt from an autobiography-in-progressy by Monica Lewinsky, titled Going Down in History. The manuscript was leaked to The Realist by, of course, a reliable source.
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I am not an airhead. I’ m a victim, partly of my own making. And mostly, I’ m a political pawn of the spin doctors. There are several books being written about the White House scandal, but only a few individuals know what really happened, and only I know who / really am, which is why I have decided to write this book. I would write it even if I didn’ t need the money for legal expenses. My life may be ruined—at least my reputation will be forever tainted—but the truth must be told.
I don’ t like being a one-dimensional symbol. If anybody were to take a free-association test, the psychiatrist would say “Monica Lewinsky” and the patient would immediately respond “Oral sex.” Maybe soon my name will be in a crossword puzzle—the clue: eight letters across—and the correct word will be “fellatio.”
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