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Extraction Summary
4
People
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Organizations
1
Locations
1
Events
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Relationships
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Quotes
Document Information
Type:
Script / transcript (likely 'seinfeld') included in government discovery
File Size:
1.12 MB
Summary
This document appears to be a page from a script for the television show 'Seinfeld' (featuring characters Elaine, George, Jerry, and Kramer). The dialogue concerns Elaine obtaining Viagra from George to dose Jerry and Kramer, followed by a scene at a comedy award ceremony where Kramer becomes aroused by his business plan. Despite the user's prompt regarding Epstein, the content is unrelated to him, though the footer 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015401' indicates this page was included in a House Oversight Committee document production.
People (4)
| Name | Role | Context |
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| Elaine | Speaker/Character |
Discussing dosing friends with Viagra; claims to have had scruples removed.
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| George | Speaker/Character |
Questioning the ethics and side effects of using Viagra on friends.
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| Jerry | Speaker/Character |
Present at the awards ceremony; reacts to the table moving.
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| Kramer | Speaker/Character |
Experiencing a physical reaction (lifting the table) attributed to thinking about his business plan.
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Organizations (1)
| Name | Type | Context |
|---|---|---|
| House Oversight Committee |
Implied by the Bates stamp 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015401' in the footer.
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Locations (1)
| Location | Context |
|---|---|
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Setting for the second half of the script page.
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Key Quotes (3)
"I would just love to put a Viagra into Jerry and Kramer’ s coffee."Source
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"I had my scruples removed with laser surgery."Source
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Quote #2
"No, I was thinking about my business plan. That’ s the only thing that really arouses me."Source
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Quote #3
Full Extracted Text
Complete text extracted from the document (1,127 characters)
Elaine You’re in denial again—but you have to give me a couple of pills. I would just love to put a Viagra into Jerry and Kramer’ s coffee.
George: Oh, really? I thought you had scruples, Elaine. Dosing somebody is unethical, especially friends.
Elaine: Oh, didn’ t I tell you? I had my scruples removed with laser surgery.
George: Seriously, Elaine, what about all the side effects of Viagra?
Elaine: Stop worrying, George. Hurry, let me just have two. Jerry and Kramer will be here any minute.
[Cut to the Stand-up Comedy Award ceremonies. Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have been sitting at a table, drinking coffee. Suddenly the table rises slightly.]
Jerry: Kramer, stop that, what are you doing?
George: Maybe he’ s holding a one-man séance.
Kramer: I can’ t get it down! Jerry, I can’ t get it down!
Elaine: Gosh, Kramer, you must have been thinking about sex, huh?
Kramer: No, I was thinking about my business plan. That’ s the only thing that really arouses me. When I’ m with a babe, I just think about my latest scheme and I get aroused. But I always let the babe take the credit.
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