HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_029354.jpg
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Extraction Summary
4
People
2
Organizations
1
Locations
0
Events
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Relationships
2
Quotes
Document Information
Type:
Social media screenshot (facebook) / evidence exhibit
File Size:
1.22 MB
Summary
This document is a screenshot of a Facebook timeline post viewed on a mobile device, dated July 26, 2013. The content is a political joke comparing how Tiger Woods and Andre Agassi prove their identity at a bank versus President Obama, implying the President is clueless. The image contains a Bates stamp 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_029354', indicating it is part of a larger document production, likely related to a congressional investigation.
People (4)
| Name | Role | Context |
|---|---|---|
| Tiger Woods | Athlete (Golf) |
Mentioned in the setup of a joke within the social media post.
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| Andre Agassi | Athlete (Tennis) |
Mentioned in the setup of a joke within the social media post.
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| Obama | President of the United States |
The subject of the punchline in the political joke.
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| Cashier | Character in joke |
Fictional character delivering the punchline.
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Organizations (2)
| Name | Type | Context |
|---|---|---|
| AT&T |
Carrier visible in the phone status bar.
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| House Oversight Committee |
Inferred from the Bates stamp 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT'.
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Locations (1)
| Location | Context |
|---|---|
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Fictional setting of the joke described in the text.
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Full Extracted Text
Complete text extracted from the document (931 characters)
••••o AT&T LTE 3:18 PM
< Timeline Photos
Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter
made a beautiful shot across the bank
into a coffee cup. With that shot we
knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed
his check.”
“Another time, Andre Agassi came into
the same place without ID. He pulled out
his tennis racquet and made a fabulous
shot where as the tennis ball landed in a
coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his
check.
So, Mr. President, what can you do to
prove that it is you, and only you, as the
President of the United States?"
< Timeline Photos
Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter
made a beautiful shot across the bank
into a coffee cup. With that shot we
knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed
his check.”
“Another time, Andre Agassi came into
the same place without ID. He pulled out
his tennis racquet and made a fabulous
shot where as the tennis ball landed in a
coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his
check.
So, Mr. President, what can you do to
prove that it is you, and only you, as the
President of the United States?"
Obama:
Obama stands there thinking, and
thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my
mind is a total blank...there is nothing
that comes to my mind. I can't think of a
single thing. I have absolutely no idea
what to do and I don’t have a clue.”
Cashier:
"Will that be large or small bills, Mr.
President?
Obama stands there thinking, and
thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my
mind is a total blank...there is nothing
that comes to my mind. I can't think of a
single thing. I have absolutely no idea
what to do and I don’t have a clue.”
Cashier:
"Will that be large or small bills, Mr.
President?
Timeline Photos . Jul 26, 2013 .
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