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ambush candidate, Senator McCain would be ridiculed into a severe case
of buyer’ s remorse, his impulsive choice would backfire, and there would
then be an epidemic of schaedenfreude among Democats. But I must
admit, Ms. Palin, you have, dare I say, a certain Machiavellian charisma,
and I was not quite prepared for that. You said that you deliberately tried
to make yourself look frumpy, what with those Kawasaki eyeglasses and
that chocolate-rust cotton-candy hair-do, sort of like the secretary in a
porn movie who takes off her glasses and shakes her hair loose, then she
goes ahead and seduces her uptight boss right there on his own black
leather executive chair. Or so the comedians tell me, I wouldn’ t know. But
you might as well be the star of a porn movie, because your main
qualification to be vice president is that you have a vagina and you are a
cunt. Allow me to parse that for you, Sarah. When I say that you were
appointed because you have a vagina, there is no way in semantic
purgatory that McCain would have chosen a man who had exactly the
same political positions and experience as you--except that your American
flag pin is bigger--so his having a penis would simply not make one iota of
difference. And, you’ re a cunt if for no other reason than, in your
acceptance speech, using Barack Obama as a prototype, you demeaned
countless dedicated and courageous community organizers across the

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