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Extraction Summary
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People
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Organizations
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Locations
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Events
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Relationships
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Quotes
Document Information
Type:
Promotional email / newsletter / flyer
File Size:
1.83 MB
Summary
This document appears to be a promotional newsletter or email blast from comedian Jackie Martling. It contains three jokes interspersed with advertisements for his Twitter account and upcoming live performances at the Broadway Comedy Club in NYC and The RRazz Room in New Hope. The text is highlighted in yellow throughout, and the document bears a House Oversight footer.
People (2)
| Name | Role | Context |
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| Jackie Martling | Comedian/Sender |
Promoting his comedy shows and Twitter account (@JackieMartling)
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| Mrs. Hartke | Fictional Character |
Subject of a joke included in the newsletter
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Organizations (4)
| Name | Type | Context |
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| Broadway Comedy Club |
Venue for The Jackie Martling Show
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Social media platform promoted for jokes
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| The RRazz Room New Hope |
Venue for a performance on May 9th
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| House Oversight Committee |
Source of the document dump (implied by footer stamp)
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Timeline (2 events)
Monday, July 13th (recurring)
Locations (2)
| Location | Context |
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Address of Broadway Comedy Club
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Location of The RRazz Room (likely New Hope, PA)
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Full Extracted Text
Complete text extracted from the document (1,408 characters)
What'd the duck say to the prostitute?
"Put it on my bill."
"Put it on my bill."
*********
starting 8pm, Monday, July 13th!
and all Mondays thereafter forever!
"The Jackie Martling Show"
Broadway Comedy Club
318 West 53rd St. (8th & 9th)
New York New York
(212) 757-2323
and all Mondays thereafter forever!
"The Jackie Martling Show"
Broadway Comedy Club
318 West 53rd St. (8th & 9th)
New York New York
(212) 757-2323
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Two drunks are on the subway.
The first drunk says, "Wh-what time is it?"
The second drunk pulls out his cigarette lighter, looks at it, and says, "I-it's April 9th."
The first drunk says, "W-we should've got off at the last stop."
The first drunk says, "Wh-what time is it?"
The second drunk pulls out his cigarette lighter, looks at it, and says, "I-it's April 9th."
The first drunk says, "W-we should've got off at the last stop."
*********
please follow me on Twitter!
get a new (?) joke every day at 4:20 pm EST ...
@JackieMartling
get a new (?) joke every day at 4:20 pm EST ...
@JackieMartling
*********
Mrs. Hartke comes home after visiting her relatives for two weeks and finds that her husband, who was too lazy to go to the supermarket, has eaten all the dog food in the house.
She calls the doctor and says, "Doc, you have to do something. My husband ate a half a case of dog food."
The doctor says, "Relax, Mrs. Hartke, it can't hurt him. There's nothing to worry about."
The next day, the doctor answers his phone, and it's Mrs. Hartke.
She says, "Nothing to worry about, huh, doc? Well, I hope you're satisfied. My husband's dead."
The doctor says, "Dead? From eating dog food? I can't understand it. What happened?"
She says, "He was lying in the driveway licking his balls and I backed the car over him."
She calls the doctor and says, "Doc, you have to do something. My husband ate a half a case of dog food."
The doctor says, "Relax, Mrs. Hartke, it can't hurt him. There's nothing to worry about."
The next day, the doctor answers his phone, and it's Mrs. Hartke.
She says, "Nothing to worry about, huh, doc? Well, I hope you're satisfied. My husband's dead."
The doctor says, "Dead? From eating dog food? I can't understand it. What happened?"
She says, "He was lying in the driveway licking his balls and I backed the car over him."
*******
8pm this Saturday, May 9th
The RRazz Room New Hope
The RRazz Room New Hope
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