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Summary

This document is a screenshot of a Myspace comment section from March 8, 2005, showing several friends reminiscing with the profile's owner. The comments recall a variety of shared past experiences, including intense political debates, a police altercation involving a person named Ian, emotional moments on a bus, and conversations about individuality. The content suggests a close-knit group of friends with a dramatic and memorable shared history.

People (6)

Name Role Context
matt zelek
Mentioned as a participant in 'intense political debates'.
Infelicitous Commenter
Username of a person leaving a comment reminiscing about past events.
Ian
Mentioned as having been 'pinned to the ground' by police for 'threatening to slap you'.
Kurt
Mentioned as having 'pulled my chair from beneath me'.
the tragic tale of you and me Commenter
Username of a person leaving a comment about a shared memory involving a reflector.
Virginia Commenter
Username of a person leaving a comment about wanting a Mustang.

Organizations (2)

Name Type Context
Myspace company
The social media platform where the comments were posted, identified by the URL at the bottom of the page.
police government agency
Mentioned in a comment: 'Remember when the police had Ian pinned to the ground...'

Timeline (4 events)

Police pinned Ian to the ground for threatening to slap the profile owner.
Ian police profile owner
The profile owner was crying on a bus and used the commenter's jacket sleeve as a tissue.
the bus
Infelicitous profile owner
Kurt pulled a chair out from under the commenter 'Infelicitous'.
Intense political debates occurred between the commenter, the profile owner, and Matt Zelek.
commenter profile owner matt zelek

Locations (1)

Location Context
Mentioned as the location where someone was crying: 'Remember when you were crying on the bus...'

Relationships (5)

Infelicitous Close friendship Profile Owner
The comment from 'Infelicitous' details shared, intense, and emotional memories, including comforting the profile owner ('you used my jacket sleeve as a tissue'), suggesting a deep and long-standing bond.
Ian Antagonistic Profile Owner
Ian was 'threatening to slap you', which led to an intervention by the police.
the tragic tale of you and me Intimate/Romantic Profile Owner
The comment recalls a shared moment on a 'beautiful' night and concludes with 'and so were you', implying a romantic or deeply personal connection.
Virginia Friendship Profile Owner
The comment from 'Virginia' recalls a shared inside joke and conversation about cars and individuality, indicating a friendly relationship.
Unknown commenter Respectful/Intellectual Profile Owner
The commenter mentions having 'intense political debates' and states that the profile owner's opinion was the 'only opposing opinion i could actually respect'.

Key Quotes (5)

"yours was the only opposing opinion i could actually respect."
Source
— Unknown commenter (Describing political debates with the profile owner and Matt Zelek.)
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Quote #1
"Remember when the police had Ian pinned to the ground for threatening to slap you?"
Source
— Infelicitous (Reminiscing about a past dramatic event.)
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Quote #2
"Here's to good, bad and ugly times and more to come."
Source
— Infelicitous (Concluding a comment reflecting on a shared, difficult past.)
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Quote #3
"The sky was beautiful that night, and so were you."
Source
— the tragic tale of you and me (Recalling a shared, seemingly romantic or intimate memory.)
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Quote #4
"why should you drive a car that everyone else owned..."
Source
— Virginia (Recalling a conversation about individuality and the profile owner's desire for a Mustang.)
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Quote #5

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intense political debates in photo, you, matt zelek and myself. and yours was the only opposing opinion i could actually respect. oh man. =)
Infelicitous Mar 8, 2005 10:47 PM
Remember when the police had Ian pinned to the ground for threatening to slap you? Remember when you were crying on the bus and you used my jacket sleeve as a tissue? Remember when Kurt pulled my chair from beneath me and I didn't notice till my ass was on the floor? Remember when things weren't so difficult, when not everything had an ulterior motive, when you didn't need to put time aside just to relax?
This is making me feel old.
Hi. Here's to good, bad and ugly times and more to come.
the tragic tale of you and me Mar 8, 2005 7:19 PM
That reflector should have been attached to the ground. And you say you're cursed, any other reflector would have been stuck there for another hundred years, but you pulled up to the one that wasn't. The sky was beautiful that night, and so were you.
Virginia Mar 8, 2005 7:18 PM
wait wait wait...remember when you used to want a mustang?? lol and then we continually called out colors whenever we saw one and i convinced you that YOU were not like everyone else, why should you drive a car that everyone else owned...
the tragic tale of Mar 8, 2005 7:08 PM
07/26/17 http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewConf...&friendID=172831&page=2&Mytoken... Public Records Request No.: 172295/2005
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