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7
People
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Organizations
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Locations
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Events
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Relationships
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Document Information
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Speech transcript / house oversight committee record
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1.23 MB
Summary
This document appears to be a page from a transcript of a humorous speech delivered by Bill Clinton (likely a White House Correspondents' Dinner or similar roast). The text contains self-deprecating jokes regarding the Monica Lewinsky scandal, his reputation as the 'Teflon' president (referencing Ronald Reagan), and the Paula Jones lawsuit. The document bears a 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT' footer, indicating it was part of a document production for a congressional investigation, though this specific page does not mention Jeffrey Epstein.
People (7)
| Name | Role | Context |
|---|---|---|
| Bill Clinton | Speaker / President of the United States |
The speaker delivering the monologue, referencing himself in the third person regarding an epitaph.
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| Benjamin Netanyahu | Prime Minister of Israel |
Mentioned in a joke about a phone call.
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| Monica Lewinsky | White House Intern |
Referred to as 'Monica', mentioned in a joke about finding a jar under the desk.
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| Ronald Reagan | Former US President |
Name on a label of a jar of 'Teflon' in a joke.
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| Larry King | TV Host |
Host of the show 'Larry King Live' mentioned by the speaker.
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| Paula Jones | Civil Plaintiff against Clinton |
Mentioned as a guest on Larry King Live who claimed she never voted.
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| Hillary Clinton | First Lady |
Referenced as coming up with a witticism for Bill's epitaph.
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Organizations (2)
| Name | Type | Context |
|---|---|---|
| Larry King Live |
Television show mentioned.
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| House Oversight Committee |
Indicated by the footer stamp 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT'.
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Timeline (1 events)
Locations (1)
| Location | Context |
|---|---|
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Referenced as an 'incredibly great country'.
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Relationships (2)
Speaker mentions 'Hillary came up with last night' regarding his epitaph.
Jokes about Monica performing an act while he was on the phone.
Key Quotes (3)
"That Mason jar was filled with Teflon, and I have rubbed it on myself every day since."Source
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"I realized what an incredibly great country America really is, that somebody who was just a plain citizen, who was never even interested in politics... had nearly succeeded in toppling one."Source
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"Here lies Bill Clinton, but that depends on what you mean by lies."Source
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didn’ t tell Netanyahu that she was just about to perform the same act on
me while I was on the phone with him. Anyway, at that point, Monica
found a big old dusty Mason jar under my desk. There was a label on the
side which read, “Property of Ronald Reagan.”
me while I was on the phone with him. Anyway, at that point, Monica
found a big old dusty Mason jar under my desk. There was a label on the
side which read, “Property of Ronald Reagan.”
That Mason jar was filled with Teflon, and I have rubbed it on myself
every day since.
every day since.
I began my talk this morning with an epiphany, and I’ d like to end
with another. This epiphany also occurred while I was watching
television—Larry King Live—and, once again, Paula Jones was the guest. At
one point she said, “I’ ve never voted in my life.” And I was astounded.
Then she said, “I’ m so apolitical, it’ s unreal.” And I realized what an
incredibly great country America really is, that somebody who was just a
plain citizen, who was never even interested in politics—somebody who
had never even voted for a president—had nearly succeeded in toppling
one.
with another. This epiphany also occurred while I was watching
television—Larry King Live—and, once again, Paula Jones was the guest. At
one point she said, “I’ ve never voted in my life.” And I was astounded.
Then she said, “I’ m so apolitical, it’ s unreal.” And I realized what an
incredibly great country America really is, that somebody who was just a
plain citizen, who was never even interested in politics—somebody who
had never even voted for a president—had nearly succeeded in toppling
one.
Well, this has been a catharsis for me. I just want to say once more
how much I appreciate your presence here. And finally I would like to share
with you a little witticism that Hillary came up with last night, an idea for
what my epitaph should be: “Here lies Bill Clinton, but that depends on
what you mean by lies.” Isn’ t she wonderful?
how much I appreciate your presence here. And finally I would like to share
with you a little witticism that Hillary came up with last night, an idea for
what my epitaph should be: “Here lies Bill Clinton, but that depends on
what you mean by lies.” Isn’ t she wonderful?
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