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Extraction Summary
3
People
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Organizations
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Locations
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Events
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Relationships
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Quotes
Document Information
Type:
Miscellaneous / joke list (house oversight production document)
File Size:
1.3 MB
Summary
This document, marked with Bates stamp HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_029762, is a typed list of jokes. It is divided into two parts: a 'Kids' Section' containing innocent puns (lobsters, cows, skeletons), and a section following the header 'END of KIDS' SECTION !' which contains an offensive limerick and a dark humor joke. While the document contains no logistical or financial data, it is part of a larger production of documents related to the House Oversight Committee's investigation (likely regarding Epstein's financial enablers or communications).
People (3)
| Name | Role | Context |
|---|---|---|
| Melvin | Joke Character |
Subject of a joke about an umbrella.
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| Harry | Joke Character |
Subject of a joke about sneakers.
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| Harry's mother | Joke Character |
Subject of a joke about sneakers.
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Organizations (1)
| Name | Type | Context |
|---|---|---|
| House Oversight Committee |
Implied by the Bates stamp 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_029762' at the bottom of the document.
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Locations (1)
| Location | Context |
|---|---|
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Mentioned in a limerick.
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Key Quotes (3)
"END of KIDS' SECTION !"Source
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Quote #1
"Why don't lobsters share? Because they're shellfish."Source
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Quote #2
"Did you hear about the woman who died from eating too much peanut butter? She stuck to the roof of her coffin."Source
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Quote #3
Full Extracted Text
Complete text extracted from the document (964 characters)
Why don't lobsters share?
Because they're shellfish.
Because they're shellfish.
Where do cows learn how to sing?
In moooosic class.
In moooosic class.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Cook ...
Cook who?
Cuckoo? What are you, a clock?
Who's there?
Cook ...
Cook who?
Cuckoo? What are you, a clock?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have any guts.
He didn't have any guts.
Why'd Melvin cut a hole in his brand new umbrella?
So he could see when it stopped raining.
So he could see when it stopped raining.
Harry's mother says, "Why are you crying, Harry?"
He says, "Because my new sneakers hurt."
She looks down and says, "That's because you put them on the wrong feet."
Harry says, "But these are the only feet I have."
He says, "Because my new sneakers hurt."
She looks down and says, "That's because you put them on the wrong feet."
Harry says, "But these are the only feet I have."
What should you do if your clothes are on fire?
Don't put them on.
Don't put them on.
END of KIDS' SECTION !
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There was a Chinee in China,
We thought was a very good climber ...
He slipped on a rock,
Fell and knocked off his cock,
Now that Chinaman's got a vagina.
We thought was a very good climber ...
He slipped on a rock,
Fell and knocked off his cock,
Now that Chinaman's got a vagina.
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Did you hear about the woman who died from eating too much peanut butter?
She stuck to the roof of her coffin.
She stuck to the roof of her coffin.
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