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Extraction Summary
2
People
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Organizations
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Locations
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Events
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Relationships
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Quotes
Document Information
Type:
Email / newsletter / joke list
File Size:
1.87 MB
Summary
This document appears to be a printed page from 'The JokeLand E-Mail List,' containing a series of crude jokes and promotional phone numbers for a joke hotline ((516) 922-9463). The content includes jokes about religion, Parkinson's disease, and dracula. The document bears a 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_029759' Bates stamp, indicating it was included in a document dump related to a House Oversight Committee investigation, though the content itself does not appear to contain sensitive intelligence or direct references to specific investigative targets beyond being a forwarded email.
People (2)
| Name | Role | Context |
|---|---|---|
| Irving Schwartz | Fictional Character |
Subject of a joke about the lottery.
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| Schneider | Fictional Character |
Subject of a joke about shoes.
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Organizations (3)
| Name | Type | Context |
|---|---|---|
| The JokeLand E-Mail List |
Source of the document content.
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| House Oversight Committee |
Document bears a 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT' Bates stamp, indicating it is part of a congressional investigation production.
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| AOL |
Domain for the contact email jokeland@aol.com.
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Locations (1)
| Location | Context |
|---|---|
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Inferred from area code (516).
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Key Quotes (5)
"Irv, if you want to win the lottery, you've got to buy a fucking ticket."Source
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Quote #1
"this is The JokeLand E-Mail List."Source
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Quote #2
"if you're not supposed to be on this train, please disembark & get off now."Source
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Quote #3
"36 years of free jokes!"Source
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Quote #4
"I-it don't matter, I-I'm gonna drop it anyway."Source
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Quote #5
Full Extracted Text
Complete text extracted from the document (1,521 characters)
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for great dirty jokes 24/7, Use Your Finger! (516) 922-WINE
free jokes for The Universe since 1979 ...
simply dial (516) 922-9463 ...
... not a pay service, just a regular call ...
36 years of free jokes!
free jokes for The Universe since 1979 ...
simply dial (516) 922-9463 ...
... not a pay service, just a regular call ...
36 years of free jokes!
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Every night for twenty years, Irving Schwartz gets down on his knees and says, "Lord, it's me, Irving Schwartz. I'm a good Jewish boy. One time, couldn't you let me win the lottery? One time? I'm good to my parents, I'm good to my children, I go to temple. Please, Lord, please, one time, let me win the lottery."
He's on his knees every night for twenty years.
"Lord, it's me, Irving Schwartz. Would you please let me, sometime, win the lottery?"
Finally one night after twenty years, the heavens open up, and God says, "Irv, if you want to win the lottery, you've got to buy a fucking ticket."
He's on his knees every night for twenty years.
"Lord, it's me, Irving Schwartz. Would you please let me, sometime, win the lottery?"
Finally one night after twenty years, the heavens open up, and God says, "Irv, if you want to win the lottery, you've got to buy a fucking ticket."
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this is The JokeLand E-Mail List.
if you're not supposed to be on this train, please disembark & get off now.
... and please tell anybody who wants to get on to e-mail me, jokeland@aol.com ...
if you're not supposed to be on this train, please disembark & get off now.
... and please tell anybody who wants to get on to e-mail me, jokeland@aol.com ...
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What's hairy and bites necks?
Cunt Dracula.
Cunt Dracula.
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An old guy with Parkinson's goes into an ice-cream parlor and says, "I-I'd like an ice cream, p-please ..."
The girl behind the counter says, "What flavor would you like?"
The guy says, "I-it don't matter, I-I'm gonna drop it anyway."
The girl behind the counter says, "What flavor would you like?"
The guy says, "I-it don't matter, I-I'm gonna drop it anyway."
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Schneider walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes.
The salesman says, "But, sir, I can see from up here you're at least a size 11."
The salesman says, "But, sir, I can see from up here you're at least a size 11."
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