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Extraction Summary
2
People
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Organizations
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Locations
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Events
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Relationships
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Quotes
Document Information
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Investigative document / narrative excerpt
File Size:
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Summary
This document appears to be a page from a satirical narrative or creative writing piece included in a House Oversight document production (Bates stamped HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015181). The text tells a bizarre, surreal story linking an Ex-Lax commercial, sign language, and the Deaf Liberation Front to the death of Jimmy Hoffa, claiming he was eaten by monkeys. It transitions to a scene in America describing a young man with telekinetic powers working in a missile factory. The content is absurd/fiction and likely an attachment or excerpt found within a larger cache of evidence.
People (2)
| Name | Role | Context |
|---|---|---|
| Jimmy Hoffa | Historical Figure / Subject of Satire |
Mentioned in a satirical story regarding his death involving monkeys.
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| Unnamed Young Man | Character |
A character in the narrative who works in a missile factory and has psychokinetic powers (bends parts).
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Organizations (3)
| Name | Type | Context |
|---|---|---|
| Ex-Lax |
Commercial brand mentioned in the narrative.
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| Deaf Liberation Front |
Fictional or satirical group mentioned in the narrative.
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| House Oversight Committee |
Implied by the Bates stamp 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015181' at the bottom.
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Timeline (1 events)
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Satirical account of the death of Jimmy Hoffa involving 'hordes of constipated monkeys'.
Unknown
Jimmy Hoffa
Monkeys
Key Quotes (3)
"The message in sign language was 'Jimmy Hoffa knows too much.'"Source
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"the truth is that he was eaten to death by hordes of constipated monkeys."Source
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Quote #2
"One such young man now works on the assembly line in a missile factory, and he is able to bend certain working parts out of shape through the use of sheer will power."Source
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Quote #3
Full Extracted Text
Complete text extracted from the document (1,196 characters)
That’ s the good news.
The bad news is that this was the Ex-Lax commercial where the
brand name of the product was not translated. The message in sign
language was “Jimmy Hoffa knows too much.” These monkeys—serving
as shock troops of the Deaf Liberation Front—took that private joke to be
their marching orders. So, even though you may have heard the
propaganda that Hoffa was killed because he was prepared to speak out
about the alliance between military intelligence and organized crime, the
truth is that he was eaten to death by hordes of constipated monkeys.
brand name of the product was not translated. The message in sign
language was “Jimmy Hoffa knows too much.” These monkeys—serving
as shock troops of the Deaf Liberation Front—took that private joke to be
their marching orders. So, even though you may have heard the
propaganda that Hoffa was killed because he was prepared to speak out
about the alliance between military intelligence and organized crime, the
truth is that he was eaten to death by hordes of constipated monkeys.
The good news is, they washed the dirt off him first.
* * *
It is several years later now. Things have returned to normalcy.
The monkeys on those islands off the coast of Japan still watch TV,
but they no longer wash the dirt off their sweet potatoes, and they are just
as regular in their defecation as they used to be.
but they no longer wash the dirt off their sweet potatoes, and they are just
as regular in their defecation as they used to be.
But in America, those children who once bent kitchen utensils to the
dismay of their parents have grown up. One such young man now works
on the assembly line in a missile factory, and he is able to bend certain
working parts out of shape through the use of sheer will power. Soon
dismay of their parents have grown up. One such young man now works
on the assembly line in a missile factory, and he is able to bend certain
working parts out of shape through the use of sheer will power. Soon
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