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Extraction Summary
4
People
2
Organizations
3
Locations
1
Events
2
Relationships
4
Quotes
Document Information
Type:
Script / screenplay / draft creative writing
File Size:
1.23 MB
Summary
This document appears to be a page from a satirical script or screenplay found within House Oversight files. It depicts scenes involving characters named Sarah, Todd, Piper, and Trig (names corresponding to the Palin family), featuring dialogue about political campaigns, 'dumbed-down voters,' and a monologue by Piper apologizing to baby Trig for him being used as a 'circus prop' at a political convention. The document contains the footer 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015156'.
People (4)
| Name | Role | Context |
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| Sarah | Character in script |
Laughing hysterically with Todd; likely a satirical representation of Sarah Palin.
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| Todd | Character in script |
Laughing hysterically with Sarah; likely a satirical representation of Todd Palin.
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| Piper | Character in script |
Sitting on a rocking chair, feeding and grooming Trig; delivering a monologue.
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| Trig | Character in script |
Baby/Child on Piper's lap being fed a shake.
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Organizations (2)
| Name | Type | Context |
|---|---|---|
| National Security Bank |
Fictional bank mentioned in a joke within the dialogue.
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| House Oversight Committee |
Implied by the Bates stamp 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015156'.
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Locations (3)
| Location | Context |
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Scene setting in the script.
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Mentioned in dialogue regarding the origin of plastic bottles.
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Mentioned in dialogue as a past event where Trig was present.
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Key Quotes (4)
"Hurry up and invest your money at the National Security Bank--before they fail!"Source
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Quote #1
"Why, they' re just political hickies...."Source
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Quote #2
"Listen, I' m sorry that you were like a circus prop at the convention."Source
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Quote #3
"But it' s lucky they gave you a watchamacallit, a sedative so you could sleep through all that noise."Source
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Quote #4
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in the shape of a gun or a knife or a hand grenade. Both campaigns--they
have to focus on each other' s opponents in desperate search of anything
that can be deliberately misinterpreted to distract all the dumbed-down
voters from the real issues like national security. At first, I thought that was
the name of a bank. "Hurry up and invest your money at the National
Security Bank--before they fail!" [Sarah and Todd start laughing
hysterically.] And what about earmarks? Why, they' re just political
hickies....
have to focus on each other' s opponents in desperate search of anything
that can be deliberately misinterpreted to distract all the dumbed-down
voters from the real issues like national security. At first, I thought that was
the name of a bank. "Hurry up and invest your money at the National
Security Bank--before they fail!" [Sarah and Todd start laughing
hysterically.] And what about earmarks? Why, they' re just political
hickies....
* * *
[Piper is sitting on a rocking chair in her bedroom, with Trig on her
lap, holding a bottle to his mouth with one hand, and continually licking
her other hand in order to leave a saliva deposit, then smoothing down
Trig' s hair.]
lap, holding a bottle to his mouth with one hand, and continually licking
her other hand in order to leave a saliva deposit, then smoothing down
Trig' s hair.]
PIPER: Come on now, Trig, I want you to drink your
moose' n' banana shake. It tastes so delicious. And it' s good for you
too, even if the plastic bottle has poison lead in it because it' s from China
or somewhere. Listen, I' m sorry that you were like a circus prop at the
convention. People screaming all over the place. But it' s lucky they gave
you a watchamacallit, a sedative so you could sleep through all that noise.
And you didn' t even know that you were being passed around like a
moose' n' banana shake. It tastes so delicious. And it' s good for you
too, even if the plastic bottle has poison lead in it because it' s from China
or somewhere. Listen, I' m sorry that you were like a circus prop at the
convention. People screaming all over the place. But it' s lucky they gave
you a watchamacallit, a sedative so you could sleep through all that noise.
And you didn' t even know that you were being passed around like a
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