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Document Information
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Email / joke list (congressional exhibit)
File Size:
1.71 MB
Summary
The document appears to be a printed list of crude jokes (potentially from an email chain) featuring yellow highlighting. It includes jokes about a dentist, ethnic stereotypes, and sexual innuendo. The document promotes the Twitter account of comedian Jackie Martling and bears a 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT' Bates stamp, indicating it was part of a congressional document production.
People (2)
| Name | Role | Context |
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| Jackie Martling | Comedian / Content Source |
Twitter handle @JackieMartling is promoted in the middle of the document.
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| Kasten | Joke Character |
Subject of the first joke involving a dentist.
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Organizations (2)
| Name | Type | Context |
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Platform mentioned for following Jackie Martling.
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| House Oversight Committee |
Implied by the Bates stamp 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_029756' at the bottom right.
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Key Quotes (1)
"please follow me on Twitter! get a new (?) joke every day at 4:20 pm EST ... @JackieMartling"Source
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A dentist walks in with a needle to give Kasten a shot of Novocain.
Kasten says, "No way! No needles! I hate needles!"
The dentist starts hooking up the nitrous oxide and Kasten says, "No! No! I can't do the gas thing, either!"
The dentist says, "Can you take a pill?"
Kasten says, "Fine."
The dentist reaches into a drawer, takes out a pill and says, "Here's a Viagra."
Kasten says, "Wow. I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer."
The dentist says, "It doesn't. But it'll going to give you something to hold on to while I'm yanking out your tooth."
Kasten says, "No way! No needles! I hate needles!"
The dentist starts hooking up the nitrous oxide and Kasten says, "No! No! I can't do the gas thing, either!"
The dentist says, "Can you take a pill?"
Kasten says, "Fine."
The dentist reaches into a drawer, takes out a pill and says, "Here's a Viagra."
Kasten says, "Wow. I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer."
The dentist says, "It doesn't. But it'll going to give you something to hold on to while I'm yanking out your tooth."
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Why don't Arabs circumcise their camels?
So they'll have a place to put their gum during a sandstorm.
So they'll have a place to put their gum during a sandstorm.
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please follow me on Twitter!
get a new (?) joke every day at 4:20 pm EST ...
@JackieMartling
get a new (?) joke every day at 4:20 pm EST ...
@JackieMartling
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How can a husband get his wife to stick her fingers in his asshole more often?
By pretending he doesn't enjoy it.
By pretending he doesn't enjoy it.
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A big fat Polish lady pushes her car into a gas station.
The mechanic says, "What's the matter?
She says, "It conked out."
In a few minutes, it's purring like a kitten.
She says, "What's the story?"
He says, "Crap in the carburetor."
She says, "How often do I have to do that?"
The mechanic says, "What's the matter?
She says, "It conked out."
In a few minutes, it's purring like a kitten.
She says, "What's the story?"
He says, "Crap in the carburetor."
She says, "How often do I have to do that?"
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What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?
"He must be really blind."
"He must be really blind."
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