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This document page, marked with a House Oversight Bates stamp, contains the text of a sexually explicit urban legend or joke. The text describes a fictional interaction between a Harvard biology professor and a student regarding the taste of semen. It appears to be a page from a larger document, likely an email chain or attachment, captured during an investigation.
People (2)
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| Unnamed Professor | Biology Professor |
Character in an urban legend/joke told within the document
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| Unnamed Female Freshman | Student |
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| Harvard University |
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| House Oversight Committee |
implied by Bates stamp 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT'
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Timeline (1 events)
A fictional or anecdotal biology class discussion regarding glucose levels in semen.
Harvard University
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Female Freshman
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Key Quotes (2)
"Finally--and this could possibly be an urban legend--in a biology class at Harvard University"Source
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"“because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat. Have a good day.”"Source
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Complete text extracted from the document (880 characters)
sperm because it’ s a good source of protein, something that’ s often
lacking when meat is removed from the diet.
lacking when meat is removed from the diet.
Finally--and this could possibly be an urban legend--in a biology
class at Harvard University, a professor was discussing the high glucose
levels found in semen which give the spermatozoa all that energy for their
journey. A female freshman raised her hand and asked, “If I understand
you correctly, you’ re saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in
semen?”
class at Harvard University, a professor was discussing the high glucose
levels found in semen which give the spermatozoa all that energy for their
journey. A female freshman raised her hand and asked, “If I understand
you correctly, you’ re saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in
semen?”
“That’ s correct,” replied the professor.
The student asked, “Then why doesn’ t it taste sweet?”
“It doesn’ t taste sweet,” he answered as she realized what her
question implied. She blushed, picked up her books and headed for the
door, as he continued, “because the taste buds for sweetness are on the
tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat. Have a good day.”
question implied. She blushed, picked up her books and headed for the
door, as he continued, “because the taste buds for sweetness are on the
tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat. Have a good day.”
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