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Extraction Summary
2
People
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Organizations
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Locations
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Events
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Relationships
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Quotes
Document Information
Type:
Narrative excerpt / typed manuscript (house oversight production)
File Size:
591 KB
Summary
A single page of typed text, marked with a House Oversight Bates stamp, containing a satirical or narrative paragraph about an unnamed Governor of New York. The text discusses his desire for a divorce, the legal complications of residency, and a 'horny dilemma' involving a 'Young Republican girl' described as political patronage.
People (2)
| Name | Role | Context |
|---|---|---|
| Governor of New York | Subject of narrative |
Described as eating a knish, wanting a divorce, and facing a 'horny dilemma' regarding a potential affair or scandal.
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| Young Republican girl | Subject of narrative |
Hypothetically described as receiving an 'assignment' (implied sexual) as 'political patronage'.
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Organizations (2)
| Name | Type | Context |
|---|---|---|
| Young Republican |
Political affiliation mentioned in the context of the girl involved.
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| House Oversight Committee |
Implied by the Bates stamp 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT'.
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Timeline (1 events)
Unknown
Hypothetical scenario involving the Governor of New York eating a potato knish and contemplating divorce strategies.
New York
Locations (1)
| Location | Context |
|---|---|
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State where the subject is Governor and where divorce laws are discussed.
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Relationships (1)
Text mentions she will 'get the assignment' as 'political patronage' in the context of the Governor's 'horny dilemma'.
Key Quotes (4)
"Here comes the governor of New York. See him eat the potato knish."Source
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"The governor has a horny dilemma, though."Source
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Quote #2
"Some deserving Young Republican girl will get the assignment. This is known as political patronage."Source
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Quote #3
"Either he commits scandal or he commits perjury."Source
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Full Extracted Text
Complete text extracted from the document (506 characters)
Here comes the governor of New York. See him eat the potato
knish. He wants to get a divorce. He will establish residence in another
state. But then he can' t be governor. Instead he will get a divorce in New
York. But you know what that means. Dirty, dirty. Some deserving Young
Republican girl will get the assignment. This is known as political
patronage. The governor has a horny dilemma, though. Either he commits
scandal or he commits perjury. Maybe he will propose a new law.
knish. He wants to get a divorce. He will establish residence in another
state. But then he can' t be governor. Instead he will get a divorce in New
York. But you know what that means. Dirty, dirty. Some deserving Young
Republican girl will get the assignment. This is known as political
patronage. The governor has a horny dilemma, though. Either he commits
scandal or he commits perjury. Maybe he will propose a new law.
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