💰 Financial Record

This document appears to be a personal narrative or memoir excerpt, likely by Alan Dershowitz (based on the son's name 'Elon' and the Harvard Square setting), dated April 2, 2012. The text describes an incident where the narrator's 10-year-old son was assaulted and threatened by thugs in Harvard Square. The narrator admits to intimidating the thugs by falsely implying he had a personal connection to a notorious hit man he was consulting for legally, an act he questions as a potential 'crime' but justifies as parental protection.