💰 Financial Record

A document, likely an excerpt from a memoir or witness statement by Alan Dershowitz (implied), detailing negative experiences with client Leona Helmsley. The text recounts her mistreatment of staff, a dispute over a stuffed bear stolen from Donald Trump during a hotel sale, her humiliation of the narrator's brother regarding kosher dietary laws, and her refusal to pay legal fees. It concludes with a joke Helmsley told about Russian neighbors.