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Extraction Summary
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People
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Organizations
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Locations
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Events
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Relationships
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Summary
An email document sent by Philip Kafka containing a forwarded political joke formatted as a dialogue between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. The text lists various controversies associated with Clinton (IRS, Uranium One, White House furniture) and ends with commentary criticizing Democratic voters. The document bears a House Oversight Bates stamp.
People (7)
| Name | Role | Context |
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| Philip Kafka | Sender |
Name appears twice at the bottom of the email chain as the signer.
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| Hillary Clinton | Subject of text |
Refers to 'Hillary' in a fictional dialogue/joke within the email body.
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| Donald Trump | Subject of text |
Refers to 'Trump' in a fictional dialogue/joke within the email body.
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| Bill Clinton | Subject of text |
Refers to 'Bill' in the context of mistresses and leaving office.
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| James Clapper | Subject of text |
Referenced as 'Clapper' in the text regarding lying to Congress.
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| Eric Holder | Subject of text |
Referenced as 'Holder' in the text regarding lying to Congress.
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| Vladimir Putin | Subject of text |
Referenced as 'Putin' in relation to a 'Uranium Bribe'.
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Organizations (5)
| Name | Type | Context |
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| IRS |
Internal Revenue Service, mentioned in the text.
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| Congress |
Mentioned in the text regarding lying to Congress.
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| Democratic Party |
Referenced as 'Democratic votes'.
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| Avast |
Antivirus software company mentioned in the automated email footer.
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| House Oversight Committee |
Implied by the Bates stamp 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT'.
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Timeline (1 events)
Locations (2)
| Location | Context |
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Mentioned in the context of furniture theft.
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Referenced as 'this country'.
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Relationships (1)
Email signature indicates Philip Kafka is the sender.
Key Quotes (4)
"Everything above is true. Yet she still gets the Democratic votes."Source
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"Could there be that many stupid people in this country?"Source
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Quote #2
"Does anyone understand this??? I think we're doomed!"Source
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Quote #3
"This email has been sent from a virus-free computer protected by Avast."Source
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Quote #4
Full Extracted Text
Complete text extracted from the document (956 characters)
>> Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
>> Trump: "No, the other one."
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>> Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"
>> Trump: "No, the other one."
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>> Hillary: "You means taking the $145,000,000.00 from Putin for the Uranium Bribe ? " Trump : " No the other one ."
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>> Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?"
>> Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".
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>> **********
>> Everything above is true. Yet she still gets the Democratic votes. Could there be that many stupid people in this country?
>> Does anyone understand this??? I think we're doomed!
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>> This email has been sent from a virus-free computer protected by Avast.
>> http://www.avast.com/
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>> Trump: "No, the other one."
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>> Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"
>> Trump: "No, the other one."
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>> Hillary: "You means taking the $145,000,000.00 from Putin for the Uranium Bribe ? " Trump : " No the other one ."
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>> Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?"
>> Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".
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>> **********
>> Everything above is true. Yet she still gets the Democratic votes. Could there be that many stupid people in this country?
>> Does anyone understand this??? I think we're doomed!
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>> This email has been sent from a virus-free computer protected by Avast.
>> http://www.avast.com/
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Philip Kafka
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