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Extraction Summary
15
People
1
Organizations
0
Locations
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Events
3
Relationships
4
Quotes
Document Information
Type:
Satirical list / email attachment / house oversight document
File Size:
1.04 MB
Summary
This document is a page of political satire and internet humor, likely forwarded via email and captured in a discovery process (indicated by the House Oversight Bates stamp). It lists fictional, ironic book titles attributed to various celebrities and political figures—mostly Democrats or controversial public figures—to mock their perceived hypocrisies or scandals (e.g., O.J. Simpson on finding killers, Ted Kennedy on driving safely). There is no factual information regarding Jeffrey Epstein, flight logs, or financial transactions in this specific document.
People (15)
| Name | Role | Context |
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| Jesse Jackson | Target of Satire/Mentioned Author |
Listed as author for 'My Book of Morals' introduction and a cut-off title at the top.
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| Al Sharpton | Target of Satire/Mentioned Author |
Listed as author for a cut-off title at the top.
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| Bill Gates | Target of Satire/Mentioned Author |
Listed as author of 'Things I Cannot Afford'.
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| Dennis Rodman | Target of Satire/Mentioned Author |
Listed as author of 'Things I Would Not Do For Money'.
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| Al Gore | Target of Satire/Mentioned Author |
Listed as co-author of 'Things We Know To Be True'.
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| John Kerry | Target of Satire/Mentioned Author |
Listed as co-author of 'Things We Know To Be True'.
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| Jack Kevorkian | Target of Satire/Mentioned Author |
Listed as author of 'How To Live Life To The Fullest'.
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| Ellen de Generes | Target of Satire/Mentioned Author |
Listed as co-author of 'To All The Men We Have Loved Before'.
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| Rosie O'Donnell | Target of Satire/Mentioned Author |
Listed as co-author of 'To All The Men We Have Loved Before'.
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| Mike Tyson | Target of Satire/Mentioned Author |
Listed as author of 'Guide To Dating Etiquette'.
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| O. J. Simpson | Target of Satire/Mentioned Author |
Listed as author of 'My Plan To Find The Real Killers'.
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| Ted Kennedy | Target of Satire/Mentioned Author |
Listed as author of 'How To Drink And Drive Safely'.
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| Bill Clinton | Target of Satire/Mentioned Author |
Listed as author of 'My Book Of Morals'.
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| Nancy Pelosi | Target of Satire/Mentioned Author |
Listed as author of 'My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy'.
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| Barack Obama | Target of Satire/Mentioned Author |
Listed as author of 'Things I Did To Deserve The Nobel Peace Prize'.
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Organizations (1)
| Name | Type | Context |
|---|---|---|
| House Oversight Committee (implied by Bates stamp HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_026518) |
Relationships (3)
Listed as co-authors of 'Things We Know To Be True'
Listed as co-authors of 'To All The Men We Have Loved Before'
Jackson listed as writing introduction for Clinton's fake book
Key Quotes (4)
"THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD By Bill Gates"Source
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"HOW TO DRINK AND DRIVE SAFELY By Ted Kennedy"Source
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"MY BOOK OF MORALS By Bill Clinton"Source
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Quote #3
"My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy By Nancy Pelosi"Source
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Quote #4
Full Extracted Text
Complete text extracted from the document (704 characters)
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
By Bill Gates
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
By Dennis Rodman
THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore and John Kerry
By Al Gore and John Kerry
HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes and Rosie O'Donnell
By Ellen de Generes and Rosie O'Donnell
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
By Mike Tyson
THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson
By O. J. Simpson
HOW TO DRINK AND DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
By Ted Kennedy
MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
By Nancy Pelosi
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
By Barack Obama
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By Barack Obama
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