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Extraction Summary
7
People
3
Organizations
1
Locations
2
Events
2
Relationships
5
Quotes
Document Information
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Document page (likely fiction/satire manuscript or transcript) with house oversight committee bates stamp
File Size:
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Summary
The document appears to be a page from a narrative, likely satirical fiction or a controversial manuscript, stamped with a House Oversight Committee bates number. It depicts a first-person account (implied to be Richard Nixon) receiving oral sex from his Chief of Staff (Haldeman) before discussing political strategy regarding Watergate, specifically a plan to leak information about Democrats to the media. The text references historical figures including J. Edgar Hoover, LBJ, Spiro Agnew, and Ramsey Clark in the context of illegal wiretapping.
People (7)
| Name | Role | Context |
|---|---|---|
| Narrator (Implied Richard Nixon) | President (implied) |
Speaker recounting a sexual interaction with his Chief of Staff and discussing Watergate strategy.
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| Haldeman | Chief of Staff |
Addressed as 'Sir' by Haldeman; participant in the meeting discussing Watergate and the Democrats.
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| Hoover | FBI Director (implied) |
Cited by the narrator regarding information about LBJ bugging Agnew and the narrator.
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| LBJ (Lyndon B. Johnson) | Former President |
Accused by the narrator of having the FBI bug Agnew and himself.
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| Agnew | Vice President (implied) |
Mentioned as a target of LBJ's bugging along with the narrator.
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| Ramsey Clark | Former Attorney General |
Mentioned as AG at the time of the bugging, noted as not having authorized the wiretap.
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| Dragon Lady | Unknown alias/reference |
Referenced in the phrase 'Dragon Lady can of beans' regarding the excuse for spying.
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Organizations (3)
| Name | Type | Context |
|---|---|---|
| Democrats |
Target of proposed leaks regarding 'similar activity' to Watergate.
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| FBI |
Agency used by LBJ to place bugs.
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| House Oversight Committee |
Source of the document (inferred from Bates stamp 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015123').
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Locations (1)
| Location | Context |
|---|---|
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Where the narrator returned after the 'incident'.
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Relationships (2)
Narrator describes Haldeman performing fellatio on him; Haldeman addresses him as 'Sir'.
LBJ
→
Political Adversary
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Narrator (Nixon)
Narrator claims LBJ illegally wiretapped him.
Key Quotes (5)
"permitting my chief of staff to perform fellatio on me."Source
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Quote #1
"on this Watergate problem, it would be advantageous to us if any similar activity on the part of the Democrats could be leaked to the media."Source
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Quote #2
"LBJ had the FBI put the bug on Agnew and me."Source
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Quote #3
"Ramsey Clark was attorney general then, but he never authorized it, so that was an illegal wiretap."Source
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Quote #4
"the LBJ tap would open up the whole Dragon Lady can of beans."Source
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Quote #5
Full Extracted Text
Complete text extracted from the document (1,033 characters)
permitting my chief of staff to perform fellatio on me. In fact, I was fully
cognizant of what an honor it must have been for him.
cognizant of what an honor it must have been for him.
When the incident was over, I simply returned to my desk, and
although the tension of vulnerability was still in the air, we resumed our
discussion as if nothing had occurred.
although the tension of vulnerability was still in the air, we resumed our
discussion as if nothing had occurred.
"Now," I said in a normal tone of voice, "what' s on the
agenda?"
agenda?"
"Sir," Haldeman began, "on this Watergate problem, it would be
advantageous to us if any similar activity on the part of the Democrats
could be leaked to the media."
advantageous to us if any similar activity on the part of the Democrats
could be leaked to the media."
"Well, Hoover once told me—this was right after we won in
' 68—he said that within the previous month, LBJ had the FBI put the bug
on Agnew and me. Ramsey Clark was attorney general then, but he never
authorized it, so that was an illegal wiretap."
' 68—he said that within the previous month, LBJ had the FBI put the bug
on Agnew and me. Ramsey Clark was attorney general then, but he never
authorized it, so that was an illegal wiretap."
"Perfect. We start with Lyndon Johnson and work our way back."
"But no, on second thought, the LBJ tap would open up the whole
Dragon Lady can of beans. I mean that was the goddamn excuse they had
for spying on us."
Dragon Lady can of beans. I mean that was the goddamn excuse they had
for spying on us."
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