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Extraction Summary
6
People
1
Organizations
3
Locations
3
Events
2
Relationships
3
Quotes
Document Information
Type:
Literary excerpt / narrative text (contained within house oversight committee production)
File Size:
1.17 MB
Summary
This document appears to be a page from a literary work, novel, or fictionalized memoir included within a House Oversight Committee document dump (ID: HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015121). The text depicts a first-person narrative, clearly implying Richard Nixon, confessing to H.R. Haldeman about his sexless marriage to Pat Nixon and his political frustrations regarding the 1962 Cuban Missile Crisis and California election. The scene concludes with the narrator strangely touching Haldeman's crewcut.
People (6)
| Name | Role | Context |
|---|---|---|
| Richard Nixon | Narrator / Speaker (Implied) |
Refers to himself as President of the United States, discusses his marriage to Pat, and his political history vs Kenn...
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| Pat Nixon | Wife |
Mentioned as 'Pat', estranged from the narrator, separate bedrooms.
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| H.R. Haldeman | Advisor / Listener |
Sitting at the desk; the narrator touches his crewcut.
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| John F. Kennedy | Former President |
Referenced as 'Kennedy', regarding the Cuban Missile Crisis.
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| Nikita Khrushchev | Soviet Premier |
Referenced regarding the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Kitchen Debate.
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| William Safire | Journalist/Speechwriter |
Referenced regarding the 'makeshift kitchen' debate.
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Organizations (1)
| Name | Type | Context |
|---|---|---|
| House Oversight Committee |
Timeline (3 events)
Relationships (2)
Narrator mentions 'so-called marriage is all image', 'separate bedrooms', and discussion of divorce.
Narrator runs hand over Haldeman's crewcut in a 'spontaneous gesture'.
Key Quotes (3)
"My God, I was the President of the Unites States, and I couldn' t even get laid by my own wife."Source
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"And it could' ve been me confronting Khrushchev."Source
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Quote #2
"Suddenly I stood up, walked around my desk to where Haldeman was sitting, and I ran my hand back and forth across the top of his crewcut."Source
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Full Extracted Text
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“No, I mean my so-called marriage is all image. Pat and I have not, you know, slept together for many years. My God, I was the President of the Unites States, and I couldn’ t even get laid by my own wife.”
“Sir, you don’ t really want to talk about this--”
“And I’ ll tell you where it started. During the Cuban Crisis in October ’ 62. Boy, Kennedy sure won a helluva lot of points on that one. And it could’ ve been me confronting Khrushchev. I mean a real international shootdown, not just waving my finger at him in Safire’ s goddamn makeshift kitchen.”
“That would have been the logical extension of your Russian trip.”
“I tell you, the unspeakable frustration of not being in a position to negotiate that missile thing. I just couldn’ t get it up for Pat, plus the pressure of the California campaign was going on then too. And after we lost that election, she started talking about a divorce. We compromised with separate bedrooms.”
Suddenly I stood up, walked around my desk to where Haldeman was sitting, and I ran my hand back and forth across the top of his crewcut. I am not very physically demonstrative, but I had always wanted to do that. Still, this was almost a spontaneous gesture.
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